I need a transport card. Simple enough. I'll apply for one. Oh, you need my picture and passport? I'll return another day with that, I guess. I need to fill this form out? I can't possibly even begin to read this... I'm not even sure which word says name. Oh! I could use that photo booth to take my picture! What is it asking me to do? The only English thing on this machine says, "No change given." That's comforting. If I mess up, I lose my money. Should I just press this green button? When do I smile? I'll press the green button again for good measure. Oh, thank goodness they're printing. Oh great. This picture is horrible...